BikeSnobNYC will always find a a place here. Excerpt from his latest blog:

4) What is the “Spruzza?”

A vintage bicycle ride based on L’Eroica and organized by the Gran Fondo New York
The world’s fastest clincher road tire
The smoked penis of a wild boar and a Tuscan delicacy
A handlebar-mounted cooling system that ejaculates in your face

The right answer is ejaculation, kids!