BikeSnobNYC will always find a a place here. Excerpt from his latest blog:
4) What is the “Spruzza?”
—A vintage bicycle ride based on L’Eroica and organized by the Gran Fondo New York
—The world’s fastest clincher road tire
—The smoked penis of a wild boar and a Tuscan delicacy
—A handlebar-mounted cooling system that ejaculates in your face
The right answer is ejaculation, kids!